If you’re thinking of coming to Southern Africa on safari, there are a few things you should probably know before you book your tickets…
Reason #1
The seasons are back to front – I mean, this is supposed to be winter!

Reason #2
All the trees are dead – there’s nothing to look at.

Reason #3
Everyone’s gloomy all the time.

Reason #4
They don’t make anything for themselves.

Reason #5
All they want is a hand out.

Reason #6
Some of the animals are really dangerous.

Reason #7
So maybe it’s a good thing that you can’t get close to them…

Reason #8
And that they all just want to run away.

Reason #9
Which means you need a really big camera to get good pictures.

Reason #10
The TV only has one channel.

Reason #11
And the music is terrible.

Reason #12
You can’t get any kind of connection.

Reason #13
Or decent reception.

Reason #14
Things look really backwards.

Reason #15
Don’t mention the medical facilities.

Reason #16
It’s a fashion disaster zone.

Reason #17
Don’t even mention the food.

Reason #18
And you have to wait until it gets dark before you’re allowed a drink.

Reason #19
Africa? It’s just one big conflict zone.

Reason #20
It’s all about black and white.

Reason #21
You need tons of paperwork.

Reason #22
And about a hundred shots.

Reason #23
All in all, it’s a bit of a dive.

Of course, we’re joking. Southern Africa is awesome! If the pictures above have inspired you to come and experience everything that a safari holiday involves, then please contact us!