Reasons Not to Travel to Southern Africa

If you’re thinking of coming to Southern Africa on safari, there are a few things you should probably know before you book your tickets…

Reason #1

The seasons are back to front – I mean, this is supposed to be winter!

Reason #2

All the trees are dead – there’s nothing to look at.

Reason #3

Everyone’s gloomy all the time.

Reason #4

They don’t make anything for themselves.

Reason #5

All they want is a hand out.

Reason #6

Some of the animals are really dangerous.

Reason #7

So maybe it’s a good thing that you can’t get close to them…

Reason #8

And that they all just want to run away.

Reason #9

Which means you need a really big camera to get good pictures.

Reason #10

The TV only has one channel.

Reason #11

And the music is terrible.

Reason #12

You can’t get any kind of connection.

Reason #13

Or decent reception.

Reason #14

Things look really backwards.

Reason #15

Don’t mention the medical facilities.

Reason #16

It’s a fashion disaster zone.

Reason #17

Don’t even mention the food.

Reason #18

And you have to wait until it gets dark before you’re allowed a drink.

Reason #19

Africa? It’s just one big conflict zone.

Reason #20

It’s all about black and white.

Reason #21

You need tons of paperwork.

Reason #22

And about a hundred shots.

Reason #23

All in all, it’s a bit of a dive.

Of course, we’re joking. Southern Africa is awesome! If the pictures above have inspired you to come and experience everything that a safari holiday involves, then please contact us!